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I was wondering what you think about
communication.

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Communication?

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It's a difficult one, that,
isn't it?

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Sorry?
I said, it's a difficult one.

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I wasn't listening.
No?

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No.

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ANIMAL CRIES

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TWEET!

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RUFF! RUFF!

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OINK!

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MOO!

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It's great, communication.
What is communication?

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Go on!

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You have to start somewhere.
We do speak the language a bit.

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You've got the easy bit!

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Let's hear the question again.

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I remember the question.

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(LAUGHS) I mean, the only thing
you can say about me is,

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I speak lots and lots and lots and
lots, and lots and lots.

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And sometimes you can see this in
the face of the people around,

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that I don't let them speak!

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No!

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Uh, I had an Australian.
Not an Australian. I don't know.

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Was he an Austrian or was he French?

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I don't know what he was.

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He come from a-bloody-broad.
It was a job to tell

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what he was bloody talking about.

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But he could speak a bit of English
but not a bloody lot.

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SQUEAKING

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I just can't imagine
that from an "Ug",

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we've got, you know, such a...

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Like French, for example. French
is very sophisticated, isn't it?

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French isn't as sophisticated
as "Ug", if you ask me,

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but that's my view of the French.

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Some people say the French
aren't very sophisticated,

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and others say they are.

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But an "Ug", if French came from
that it's a bit surprising.

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It would be "Oog", wouldn't it?

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Yeah.

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There's a thing in Newcastle
where everybody's called "Man", even a woman.

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Talking to a woman, you go
"All right, man?"

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Talking to my mother I'd say
"All right, man?"

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But that's my mother,
my mother's not a man.

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But down here I've said it a couple
of times and it just slipped out.

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If it's a woman who pushes in,
I say, "Hey, man, who are you pushing?"

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She says "I'm a woman not a man".

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I says, I know you're woman, man.

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Urban is the new language.

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BARKING
Look at bling.

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Who's saying bling now?

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Everybody!

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Bling!

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It's not just about language,
though.

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There's body language, isn't there?

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There is body language, I suppose,
which is universal.

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I can tell by looking at you
right now

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that you're looking a bit edgy,
a bit nervous,

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and even though we speak
the same language,

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I didn't need to know that
in order to tell that.

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ROAR

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Would you agree that 80% of
communication is non-verbal?

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Just thinking about that one.

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Hm.

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Well, you were looking at me then
and communicating.

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You were frowning a little bit, so
you were communicating, weren't you?

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Yes, I was.

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And I read your face to say that -

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Yeah, I guess you could say 80%
was non-verbal.

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Yes.

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Well, it's 100%, isn't it,

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if you're a North Sea diver,
mending oil rigs?

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I'm just not biting.

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BLEATING

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As far as communication goes
when we're working sheep,

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it can either be vocal or whistle.

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So, to go left...

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(WHISTLES)

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And it goes round to the right and
that turns the sheep to the left.

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And that's how it works.

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(WHISTLES)

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It's communication between...

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..between three different animals.

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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There we are, that's a cuckoo.

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That's a "cuckoo" that
you can call a cuckoo in with that.

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That does that call twice.

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And then you have to wait
and the cuckoo,

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that will reply back to you.

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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And then you do it again twice.

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And that will bring the cuckoo
all the way,

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as close as you want, that.
You can call them in.

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Then, of course, you shoot them.

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You know when a donkey's unhappy.

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If a donkey's bad-tempered, it will
lay its ears right down like that.

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Bad-tempered.

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When they're happy,
their ears are usually up,

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or slightly forward like that.

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But if they're laid right down
like that

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and they're swishing their tail
like she is now,

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that's showing aggression.

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But their ears have got to be down,
right flat on their body,

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to show aggression.

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Normally, they're straight up again,
like hers, straight up.

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Or just flopped out to the side
like that,

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they're flopping out to the side.
See, they're up,

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but then they'll flop them out.

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But they're all up, pricked up,
looking happy, like that.

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But you've got to watch a donkey

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when she lays her ears
right down like that.

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Don't whisper things,
it defeats the object.

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Do you have, like, communication
issues between you?

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No.

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We just don't talk.

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It's all about knowing -
I tend to be quiet, don't I?

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I don't do much or say much if -
If you're angry, Wayne,

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you go, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

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You always know, and I say to Paul,
"Wayne's got a grumpy on".

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Mm.
Mm.

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Mm.

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(RASPBERRY) On your nose, look, see?

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(DOUBLE RASPBERRY) That was a good
one, wasn't it?

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I thought they were being
aggressive. No, showing affection.

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Some days you can put your hand
in her mouth, look.

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(GAGGING)

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I make noises, usually,
in the place of words.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
What kind?

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You make up loads of... baby talk.

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Yeah. "Ee-ee!" in the middle of
things, and "Oh-win" and "B-dmp!".

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Things like that. But you
understand, don't you, Bab?

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And you say things like, "I've
banged my knee-knee". All right.

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You wouldn't recommend everybody
to do it.

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But, no, you put your hand
in her mouth.

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Now, show her your tongue.
Let's see your tongue. Come on.

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Show me your tongue. I want to see
your tongue. Look, I've got him.

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Come on, I want to see your tongue.

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There you go, look,
there's her tongue.

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They don't mind you doing that?
No!

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I wouldn't say you do it, but er,
no,

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they just trust me, you see,
that's what it is.

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You need communication.
I mean, it doesn't matter

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that you want to speak the language

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or you are going to speak because
you are blind or if you are...

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It's something you need, it's
something you need to live.

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You need to communicate
with someone.

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Always there's something you need.

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Or something someone needs and needs
to communicate with you.

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So it is something really... It's
really important.

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Communication is something...

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Huh!

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You have to be positive.


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You have to talk.


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You must love one another.


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You must... You must...
You must understand.

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You must communicate.

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You must read books.

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Yeah. Very well. Are we at peace?

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Yeah.
(LAUGHS)

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Shut up, Brian!
OK.

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(WHISTLES)

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DOG WHISTLE

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(HALF-HEARTED WHISTLE)

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No, I didn't like that, because
some people talk to me like that.

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So he said, "How are you speaking so
bloody fast?

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It isn't an insult, you're talking
too loud today. I can't -

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I can't get what you're talking
about."

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Then I turn around and tell him,
"You must be bloody daft, then".

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